who the fuck chops lettuce with a spatula
me with kids
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY
If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.